Coffee ... cinnamon ... beer
Nothing wakes me up quite like these three scents.  I know it isn't a traditional breakfast, but hey, might as well enjoy life, am I right?
This bar lathers extra well because of the beer, and the coffee grounds act as an exfolient.  So if you are extra dirty, maybe because of an escalating series of poor decisions the evening prior, this bar could be just the wake up call that your skin needs.  It will leave your skin feeling refreshed, so at least one of your organs can start the day off right.