Wake-N-Bake

Infused with an out-of-this-world cannabis aroma that smells amazing, this luxurious soap will get you higher than a hippy in a helicopter. The smell of green growing things reminds you of the desert in bloom.  Cannabis adds depth, and patchouli adds complexity.  The fragrance finishes with a scent of musk and a lovely sweet note.

AI wrote most of that.  I would write one for you to compare with, but instead I'm rolling a fat one and watching football.  AI has its uses after all.