Zeus' Taint soap bar

Zeus. Father god of the Greeks. He would take the form of swan, bull, or man to play with mortals.  With hints of lemongrass, thyme, and cedar, the smell of his holy baunch would charm the birds from the trees.  

Now you can smell like a god. Or at least like his taint.  

All Zeus' Taint products are made with locally brewed Theoretic Ale in addition to locally squeezed goat milk.