Old Man Winter Chapstick

Goats have fast, flexible lips.  Lacking upper teeth, they use their lips as a tactile organ to help them forage.  I can assure you that they are very adept at using those lips to remove treats from the pockets of distracted or inattentive humans.  Your lips may not be as specialised or precise as a goat's, but it is important to protect them from the elements.  That's why we formulated our all natural chapstick.  It has a fresh, peppermint flavor and is longlasting without being greasy.